Like neon, hair extensions, and Pete Wentz’s cock shots, dinosaurs are a preferred topic for scenesters everywhere. Although you may be perplexed as to why the new millenium’s mall goths and wannabe trendsetters (emphasis on the wannabe) have a fascination with said prehistoric beasts, the logic is very simple:

The most common are the ‘photographers’. After years of taking night mode pictures on her point and shoot, and swirling them around for “lighting effects” while sweating at the All Time Low barricade, Susie Suicide  decided to ‘take things seriously’ and fork up the money for an SLR. Now, rocking the Nikon D40 (or the Canon Rebel; both are a big hit in the scene) she considers herself a ‘photographer’.

What’s more in with the interwebz than being meat free? Not much..unless you’re Stickam famouz. Vegetarianism is a scenester favorite, with organizations like Peta 2 catering specifically to the scene, complete with photos of Forrest Kline hugging bunnies on their website.
What is it that makes vegetarianism so appealing to the scene? First and foremost, its because of 3oh!3. Duh. You know that that line “I’m a vegetarian and i ain’t fuckin scared of him!” set off a domino effect of over-spiked, over-dyed children of the internet into a Popeye binge, choosing spinach over the usual Extreme Bacon. If that tall french dude that was in that good band once but sold his soul for hipsters and Trainwreck Tuesday thinks being veg is cool, that it MUST be.

 apparently we were just talked about on idobe radio. who the hell is this gunz character anyway? i bet he doesn’t even have any gunz. hmm.