Why bother creating your own style when there's already the hippest mall store to do it for you. Besides the lack of originality that oozes from not-so-urban's sale rack, they carry your fair share of scenester bullshit.Urbz, why do you sell graphic tees? I didn't realize that anyone besides douchey college bros still like "Idaho, no you da ho" shirts. It saddens me to see that Local Celebrity has managed to maintain a consumer base.
As striking as an American Apparel deep v, every item from urban reeks of scenester blood, sweat, tears, and the cash mom and dad gave them for finally going to community college
but never fear, urban is ready to take over your mall, and your skatepark with flannel, beanies and levi's extra skinnies, and dont get mad if you and every other dude in school has the same hoodie....its just what happens when there's only one "alt" store in the galleria
Considering the likelihood of you being scene as fuck, you're probably not put off by the Jesus action figures, or fay-bans, and spend every per diem you get on graphic tees, urban is your jam...but then again, I'm sure corns starship is too.
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